The Sex Maniacs Ball - 1987

Held at The Eccentric Club in St James (before it was sold to Christie's). 1,500 guests crammed the 4 floors, with Barry Humphries, Boy George and Harvey Goldsmith. Our fingerless pianist failed to find the piano, the dwarf with the drum sticks failed to find the nipple bells for him to play, Adamski managed to find the stage. Westminster Council were not amused when found saw people out of bounds on the 5th floor having sex (tut tut), and said never again.